Large brown eggs, small white eggs, eggs with calcium, eggs with vitamin A, eggs with melatonin for a good night's sleep and cow's milk for those alergic to goat's milk, eggs with spiritual enlightment, eggs with behaviour altering effects, eggs with a voice which talks to you about your inner feelings and your career goals, eggs with literature review, eggs with political viewpoints, eggs with calming effect, eggs with ambition to guide you through the caves where no one has step foot in before.

One large scrambled, two hard-boiled, three easy over, four spiced up, five burried in rocks, six with placentas, seven with chick eyes, eight with siamese twins, nine with type b personality, ten with fallopian tubes.